Friday, January 12, 2007

Playboy Sgt. & Coyote Killers

just waking up, I read 2 news pieces named above and it makes me go....ugh! some chic, a special sgt. in the air force is shocked and stunned when the air force relieved her of her duties after she posed for playboy. she said she didn't do anything wrong and feels she's standing up for her rights. a person does have the right to take off their clothes, pose for pictures and have those pictures published in a men's magazine, afterall, it's America. however, doing so while being in the military doesn't jive. after so many women have fought for the right to serve their country, to be treated as equals in a male-dominated field, demanding the same amount of respect as their counterparts only to turn around and make yourself jack-off fodder (not sure if that term really fits, but I'm still groggy) makes me REAL proud of ya sister. I'm so glad to have a jackass such as yourself on my half of the species. I'm just beaming. and then, there's this dude that runs a contest, awarding money to whoever kills the most coyotes and touting, he doesn't know why God put them on this earth, possibly to create sport for people just like him. yeah, I'm sure that's it, genius. looking upon creation, God must have said, well, what are those rednecks gonna do for fun? I know, they can kill shit they don't see fit to share the planet with them. the coyote killer said they posed a huge problem for livestock and I'm sure they do, but that livestock is not native to this continent, coyotes are. the very livestock that are overgrazing the plains which will eventually turn them into desert in attempt to keep up with the high demand for beef, which in part is being blamed for global warming, the hole in the ozone, in-breeding, sonic booms, herpes, and that wrinkle in your forehead that just appeared because you don't know I'm being a smart-ass...all have cow farts to blame. I'm not saying we shouldn't kill anything, but if ya kill it, eat it. I'm not saying we shouldn't eat beef because the demand for it is causing problems, our teeth were designed for us to be carnivores. I'm not saying you should line up all the cows and kill them for sport either, just because they have gas. I'm just saying, both these people deserve a dumbass award, congrats!

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