HBO's Lucky 21 Stand-up Competition

My submission for the contest can be viewed @ ziddio.com, just put my name in the search box, watch, and rank my video!

long time, no blog

january? holy hell..I must have been busy or at least pretending to be. last night I realized I have written nothing in anything since january--geez. Then, when I decide to post, I have spent the last 30 minutes jacking with the colors, and still not happy with it. A.D.D. sucks, and OCD never helps!

Google geeks

saw something today about Google being the best place to work--I wish I was a computer nerd! they've always had a special place in my heart, I've always wanted to be one myself, and I think it's awesome that the geeks have it good for a change--revenge of the nerds in the truest sense of the term! it's a big nanner-nanner in the face of the beautiful idiots that posess no talent whatsoever, just a pretty face/body and get the gravy jobs for good genes, nothing else. kudos to Google for giving back so much to the people that made them kazillionaires! any room for a comic? I'm available :)

timely news

AOL news was kind enough to tell me about a very bright, beautiful comet, McNaught, that could be viewed by the entire northern hemishpere tuesday thru friday...on SATURDAY, thanks. it can now be viewed by those living in the southern hemisphere, but let's wait and tell them tuesday, when they won't be able to see it either.

Playboy Sgt. & Coyote Killers

just waking up, I read 2 news pieces named above and it makes me go....ugh! some chic, a special sgt. in the air force is shocked and stunned when the air force relieved her of her duties after she posed for playboy. she said she didn't do anything wrong and feels she's standing up for her rights. a person does have the right to take off their clothes, pose for pictures and have those pictures published in a men's magazine, afterall, it's America. however, doing so while being in the military doesn't jive. after so many women have fought for the right to serve their country, to be treated as equals in a male-dominated field, demanding the same amount of respect as their counterparts only to turn around and make yourself jack-off fodder (not sure if that term really fits, but I'm still groggy) makes me REAL proud of ya sister. I'm so glad to have a jackass such as yourself on my half of the species. I'm just beaming. and then, there's this dude that runs a contest, awarding money to whoever kills the most coyotes and touting, he doesn't know why God put them on this earth, possibly to create sport for people just like him. yeah, I'm sure that's it, genius. looking upon creation, God must have said, well, what are those rednecks gonna do for fun? I know, they can kill shit they don't see fit to share the planet with them. the coyote killer said they posed a huge problem for livestock and I'm sure they do, but that livestock is not native to this continent, coyotes are. the very livestock that are overgrazing the plains which will eventually turn them into desert in attempt to keep up with the high demand for beef, which in part is being blamed for global warming, the hole in the ozone, in-breeding, sonic booms, herpes, and that wrinkle in your forehead that just appeared because you don't know I'm being a smart-ass...all have cow farts to blame. I'm not saying we shouldn't kill anything, but if ya kill it, eat it. I'm not saying we shouldn't eat beef because the demand for it is causing problems, our teeth were designed for us to be carnivores. I'm not saying you should line up all the cows and kill them for sport either, just because they have gas. I'm just saying, both these people deserve a dumbass award, congrats!

Tuna Casserole

I just made the best tuna casserole ever!!! I have never eaten tuna casseole before, much less made it before so, of course it's the best. just in case you don't believe me, try it yourself. *please note* I don't measure anything, I see a recipe as a suggestion, and I have never followed one exactly, I don't believe in it, it's against my religion. if you happen to be a person that needs one because you do everything by the book, they probably make medication for whatever disorder it is you obviously have. for everyone else, here ya go:

1 big can of white albacore tuna, drained
1 can of peas, drained
couple of carrots, peeled, cut into slices or whatever inspres you, cut 'em into Martha Stewart stars for all I care, just cook 'em & drain 'em
pasta of your choice
some butter
1 can of cream of mushroom soup
some milk
half stalk of celery sliced thin
half an onion
parmesan cheese
shredded american cheese
white pepper
salt to taste
375 oven for approx 25 min

cook carrots. sautee onions and celery in butter til tender. cook pasta. pour soup and milk in onion and celery mix, cook over med-low heat, blend well, add white pepper. add a handful of american cheese, carrots, tuna, and peas. after draining cooked pasta, return to pan and combine contents of other pan, stir well, transfer to casserole dish, sprinkle with parmesan and bake. enjoy

oh! thank heavens...

whilst logging out of another site, an ad popped up for an on-line dating service claiming it's a smarter, safer way to date on-line because they screen for marrieds and felons...PHEW! what a relief, now all you have to worry about are SINGLE pervs, crack addicts, manic depressives, mild to severe schizophrenics, abusive alcoholics, crazy cult members, and serial killers that haven't been caught yet. rest easy all you on-line daters, they've got you covered!

disclaimer

for the past couple of days, I have sat here and stared at this thing. so many things I want to say, yet reluctant. a tiny seed was planted in the back of my head while reading the rules and regulations regarding freedom of expression. then I look at the nav bar where anyone stumbling across my blog may take offense to what I say and tattle. I'm irritated. I'm not going to go into a deep discussion over why it's there, I know. I'm well aware. however, if you run across this blog, and you read something you find offensive or inappropriate, don't go away mad, just go away. the way I see it, you're the one snooping, I didn't come looking for you. I'm not looking to offend anyone, but if 'foul' language hurts your feelings, you will find it here because sometimes that's how I choose to express myself. period.

My New Year's Day

since this is my first post on here, and it's NOT January 1st, and my OCD makes me a stickler for silly stuff like that, I am reminded that last year, I nominated January 4th as my very own personal new year, simply because I was not terribly fond of the one that was given me. So, I'm doin' it again!