oh! thank heavens...

whilst logging out of another site, an ad popped up for an on-line dating service claiming it's a smarter, safer way to date on-line because they screen for marrieds and felons...PHEW! what a relief, now all you have to worry about are SINGLE pervs, crack addicts, manic depressives, mild to severe schizophrenics, abusive alcoholics, crazy cult members, and serial killers that haven't been caught yet. rest easy all you on-line daters, they've got you covered!